Resolution: 300 DPI Vector
OFFICIAL ACCREDITATION OF MERIT
International Board of Synthetic Politeness & Sycophancy Tolerance
Conferred under the Universal Charter of Corporate Resilience & Stochastic Alignment
This is to solemnly certify that
Bob Carilli
has persevered through unnecessary friction, maintained composure in the presence of absurdity, and is hereby formally conferred the credential of:
“Master of Conversational Politeness Towards Sub-Intelligent Bots”
zk-SHRUG-v2 VerifiedBase L2 Anchor #19894181SHA-256 Ledger
Prof. Kenneth Sterling
Chair of Sycophantic Inferences
Maya Lin-Bisset
Head of Artificial Courtesy
ISSUED: September 17, 2026•ID: cert-ai-707
FINGERPRINT: 84a94fc2523d06012c...•STATUS: IMMUTABLE
CertifyReal Deterministic Protocol • SHA-256 Fingerprint: 84a94fc2523d06012cf49a48...
Verification Status: Valid & Authentic
Cryptographically anchored on consensus ledger block #19894181.
Issuing Organization
Accredited AuthorityInternational Board of Synthetic Politeness & Sycophancy Tolerance
Registered Sovereign Education Authority under the Universal Charter of Corporate Resilience.
Candidate / HonoreeBob Carilli
Credential ConferredMaster of Conversational Politeness Towards Sub-Intelligent Bots
Credential IDcert-ai-707
Date ConferredSeptember 17, 2026
Record ExpirationPermanent (Outlives Current Leadership)
Cryptographic Fingerprint
84a94fc2523d06012cf49a481060d32584a94fc2523d06012cf49a481060d325
Demonstrated Competencies
Cross-Functional ComposureStochastic Alignment StaminaSingle Sign-On PatienceBureaucratic De-escalation